Obviously, every left-wing potential "triggeree" in these United States, wherever located, should probably begin thinking about immediately and voluntarily turning in, or otherwise purging themselves of all of their nickels (Jefferson), quarters (Washington), one dollar bills (Washington), two dollar bills (Jefferson), twenty dollar bills (Jackson), five thousand dollar bills (Madison), as well as any other form of currency, past or otherwise, plus all United States savings bonds, or other marketable securities in print form, any one or more of which are featuring any discernible likeness of any person or place in American history, having any connection whatsoever to past historic events or social or cultural institutions, the mere thought about which might well trigger negative or otherwise uncomfortable feelings in said left-wing persons.
Whew! Well ... that ought to cover the really offensive ones (from their perspective), eh?
These left wing snowflakes persons might want to also think about pledging to continue to turn in or otherwise purge themselves of ALL such potential triggering currency, bonds or other marketable securities which they may personally (and legally) come into possession of, from this time forward. It's never too late to plan ahead.
Why take a chance you might one day gaze upon the likeness of George Washington on a one dollar bill, or even on a quarter, and suddenly become anxiety-ridden?
Meanwhile, the federal government, in conjunction with any and all federal or State licensed financial institutions throughout the United States, might well begin coordinating an orderly plan for the collection of said proceeds turned in by all such potential "triggerees" and provide for the direction of said proceeds to an ongoing program for the reduction of the Public Debt of the United States, or for such other purposes as the Congress shall hereafter designate for the general welfare through duly enacted enabling legislation.
Of course, if they choose to do so, said left-wing potential "triggerees" might also wish to simply give the money away to others on a personal basis, as they may see fit.
Hey! I'd be glad volunteer to help in recommending suitable recipients, for instance. Or, they may decide they want to direct any such resources to other more beneficial charities or causes, as they may see fit.
Well, whatever ....
One can just imagine the sure sense of relief that would result from shrewdly undertaking such prophylaxis measures to personally avoid any potential for initiating such unpleasant and unwanted "triggering" episodes. I would think that that alone would set the lefties' collective minds at ease.
Yep.
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